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i think its happening soon.

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i should kill myself for letting myself get molested

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im sorry for fuckimg up so bad

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i need to die so bad

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drtanner

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.

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thysilus

me frm 2016 lookin @ me frm 2022

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wh…what?

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BRO??????????????

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u seein this shit, bedroom demon?

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soundclown

she got that regular penis

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soundclown

glad this resonated

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natalieironside

One time I shared a post that contained (unbeknownst to me) incorrect information about how big anglerfish are and people sent me anon hate about it for years and accused me of being the center of a conspiracy to spread fish-based misinformation, I would occasionally get messages in my inbox out of the blue like "You're a terrible person for telling lies about fish and I hope you die," and I think that that more than anything else is the real Tumblr Dot Com experience

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Anyway anglerfish are fucking huge. They're born the size of a Ford F250 and grow up to be six times taller than God.

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official-twitter

shit's so bad on twitter even WE made a tumblr account!

notsurewhattoputhere-deactivate

thanks i fucking hate it

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make me

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misterbrick42

That’s the wrong letter entirely

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damn it

jesusthemaskedone

Jeff fucks up the kungpowpenis asked To leave tumblr

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monstersexts

I wish HRT would give me claws

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trans-peridot

Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.

With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.

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hollowtones

well I am very cute & I can do a forward roll but my technique is not super good

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thespongebobsquarepantsmovie

people will be swoon over a guy and he will be the type of guy to get covered in tar from a crashing tar tank followed by feathers from a feather supply truck crashing into the tar tank