i think its happening soon.

im sorry for fuckimg up so bad

i need to die so bad

soundclown: soundclown: soundclown: soundclown: she got that regular penis glad this resonated

natalieironside: natalieironside: One time I shared a post that contained (unbeknownst to me) incorrect information about how big anglerfish are and people sent me anon hate about it for years and accused me of being the center of a conspiracy to spread fish-based misinformation, I would occasionally get messages in my inbox out of the blue like “You’re a terrible person for telling lies about fish and I hope you die,” and I think that that more than anything else is the real Tumblr Dot Com experience Anyway anglerfish are fucking huge. They’re born the size of a Ford F250 and grow up to be six times taller than God.

monstersexts: I wish HRT would give me claws

hollowtones: well I am very cute & I can do a forward roll but my technique is not super good

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie: people will be swoon over a guy and he will be the type of guy to get covered in tar from a crashing tar tank followed by feathers from a feather supply truck crashing into the tar tank